Thunderpants and True Love

I walked into the little girls' room this morning and they are arguing so....
Me: What's the problem?
Rissa: (sadly)Abby says these are not "funderpants"!
Me: Those are thunderpants??
Abby: (snotty) Yeah she thinks those are thunderpants!
Me: Why are these thunderpants? (they have a camouflage print)
Abby: She thinks those things look like thunder!
Rissa: Yeah!
Me: Abby, she can say these are thunderpants if she wants to. Get yourself ready for school!

A couple of weeks ago I picked Abby up from swimming lessons. My friends Rick and Kacie Sanders had taken her because I had to be at the church for something else. This is what she said on the way home.

Abby: Mom do you remember when brother Sanders was my super Santa and he brought me cookies and left them on the door?
Me: Yes, I remember when the Sanders family did the twelve days of Christmas for us.
Abby: Mom, how can it be possible, just how can it be possible?
Me: How can what be possible?
Abby: How can it be possible for a 1st grader to be in love with a man?
Me: (alarmed and surprised) What??
Abby: How can it be possible for me to be in love with a man? Just how can it be possible?
Me: (Trying not to laugh) First of all it isn't possible unless you're in love with your dad!
Abby: Oh no, I'm in love with Brother Sanders!
Me: Really? I don't know about that!
Abby: Oh yes! I'm in love with Brother Sanders!
SCARY CHILD!!